I just picked up an elderly couple who had enjoyed a few sherries at a friend’s house. We talked about Christmas, and also the holidays abroad that they had enjoyed through the year.
As we arrived at their home, the man bade me a “Merry Christmas” and got out of the car, while the lady paid. He appeared at her car door, and gallantly opened it for her.
“Oooh,” she exclaimed. “He never does that! He must be after something.”
The old man grimaced. “Well if I am, it’s not what you think. I’ve got a headache!”
He winked at me, she beamed, and they walked off together happily, leaving me smiling in my car.